I think George Carlin said it, and I’m paraphrasing poorly:

Think about how dumb the average person you know is, then remember half of people as dumber

This worked!

Or make $7000 while losing a quarter. Or to bring it to wallet-level, making $7 while losing one-fourth of a penny.

Dolla dolla bills y’all

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So does my iPhone for that matter.

“It’s for washing ya back-side, right?”

Colemak-DH using an Atreus from keeboard.io

God damn nerd dragons

Tag based on tracker

Filter to that tag

Select all

Set speed limits for that group

Repeat

There are various automatic softwares that can manage this (like qbitmanage) but they are often a royal pain to setup.

As an Atlantan, ouch. Great analogy but ouch.

Yes, indeed, you said the funny part aloud.

There’s a big difference between this and getting snipped. The difference is, like, vast. It’s a vast difference.

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I’m not even supposed to be in jail today!

How does New Lunix fit into the picture?

He’s not just famous, he’s _in_famous!