Whatever you do, don’t give them straws.

The Fuckwits

It looks like it may have already started to affect you.

That they have any business telling me how complicated something is or how long something should take for me to implement.

I went to a Sonic recently because I was constipated and sure enough, they were asking for tips at the checkout screen. Same thing at a liquor store I went to.

That’s cute that you think your posts are actually deleted.

Maybe the owners should stop using Firefox then.

43 is pretty young to be putting your dick in the grave. I think you’re doing something wrong there.

It is definitely behind the other. You can see it if you look closely.

Nope, it was a billboard for a gun store.

I saw a billboard on the way to Texas that read, “Going west? Arm yourself.”