Lol, thanks for this!

Maybe Elon is just 3 Sperms in a trenchcoat, that’s why he always wants to give it to every woman he crosses.

When the 3 Sperms get excited, they can barely hold it together. That’s when he starts gargling it out.

The scourge of the earth

TIL about Tiger parents, Helicopter parents & Snowplow parents the trifecta from hell.

I already knew Tiger parents and hope your memory of it fades away as quickly as it appeared.

The fastest growing beard alive!

His name: Barry Allen

“We at Vice — and I publicly apologize, Elon — used to shit on him, and I’d be like, ‘Why are you shitting on the guy? He’s great.’”

What the fuck is happening? Are we really awake or dreaming all this shit?

Their leader is a convicted felon, that likes to grab 'em by you know … It’s not a far fetch

• president elect

• top picks

• government leaders

• sexual assault

• child sex trafficking

The juxtaposition of these positions to the actions is mind blowing

It’s not only corruption, which is already bad in itself, no, it’s the folks that “fucks anything that moves”

He just thought they were not real.

You don’t know if he’s maybe Nollie Kickflipping the whole way.

From the sound of it, the skateboarding guy must have never watched Forrest Gump. He would have known it would take more than 2 weeks, just by seeing Gump’s beard grow.

I’m using sync and the first one doesn’t show up as a link.

Haven’t heard this song for a long time.

Glad you escaped and i hope you two find a new home quick.

Abusive family members are hard to deal with.

Here’s the lemmy post.

It was posted in the Onion community, but the story itself is on isGlitch

Your rant is very much appreciated.

True, but not everybody is built the same. I can imagine someone being so uncomfortable with it, that it would detract from the exercise…

I often go to musopen.org for music samples and ideas.

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It’s just logic.

Be tolerant of the tolerant.

Be intolerant of the intolerant.