That’s not rice, that’s maggots you’re eating!

Larvae, larvae, larvae……

Ok but Freddy got Fingered is legitimately a work of art.

Honestly it’s only because dipping your fingers into your drink just seems kinda gross, and with a fork you can fully soak the Oreo.

……I like cookies 😁🍪

Thank you for proving my original comment.

Someone seems upset.

What solutions are you formulating and implementing? And which ones am I in the way of by commenting on a lemmy post?

Clearly you have all the answers. Teach me, o wise one.

There’s that division I mentioned.

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One more way to keep us all divided and distracted from the real shit going on.

You can also just dunk the Oreo and fish it out with the fork ;)

Bonus: the fork can be used to weigh down the Oreo so you can get all the air bubbles out.

Damn you might be right.

I like to put a fork through the filling and dip so I can eat the whole cookie without any dry parts or putting my fingers in the milk, what does that make me?

Even Pied Piper didn’t scale.

Sherman Tanz finally bought a president.

Yep. Absolute immunity.

All Biden needs to do is declare the 2024 election invalid on the grounds that trump as a convicted felon is not eligible to be President (because he fucking isn’t) and call it an official act.

It’ll be just as legal as anything else Trump is planning to do starting January.

Crandall office furniture!

Ordered a reconditioned Aeron there this Summer for about half what it would cost new and I love it. And since it’s reconditioned that means Herman Miller and their shitty-ass CEO didn’t make anything from me.

Only thing is it had a bit of a funky smell when unwrapping, but it aired out quickly.

If they have a point it’s because they manufactured it.

Personally I’m too stubborn to just roll over and give up. That’s what they want. Don’t give them that satisfaction.

Get involved at the local and state levels. Those are our easiest avenues to affect change going forward.

And over the next 4 years hope a halfway decent candidate that puts the people and worker protections at the top of their list of issues to run on and support the hell out of them. Or if you’re eligible, run yourself. I’d happily support an average citizen running for their peers.

I don’t :/

That’s clean energy, the incoming government won’t care until he turns to oil.

“Think about how stupid the average American is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”

-George Carlin