Mouth for attention, gills for results

Next step would be identifying spiders by touch

Ugh yeah you’re right, I’m an idiot. Maybe I should become CEO of something

I cannot get enough of this statue, it is perfect in every way

Wait, I’m having one of those things, you know, a headache with pictures.

Open the car doors, HAL.

It’s a such a shame that horses don’t have hair, like, near their head so you could braid both your heads together instead of having to use their tail :(

/s just in case

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This is gold.

Do mending so the car fixes itself every time you hit a pedestrian

We were a small team canvassing for a nonprofit. So we would go out to markets and busy areas and talk to people all day trying to get donations.

Well one time we were out during election times and this guy from our team spent the majority of the day campaigning for a local candidate. That was his last day on the team.

They do accept donations: https://foundation.mozilla.org/en/donate/

In case you were also wondering:

This newly uncovered button command allows players to exit any stage and return to the game’s map screen, even if they haven’t completed the level yet.

The Cheat Code:

To activate this cheat, players need to pause the game and press the following sequence:

Right + Y
Left + A
Up + B
Down + X

I would also recommend Doctor Sleep if you haven’t seen it. It’s a wonderful sequel/tribute to the Shining and so, so dark.

And then you hit ¶ and you see how it was done

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All I think of is this now