Fucksake. 🥹

Fuck that. I wanna hear from the bandage.

The Pot Brothers, attorneys at law have a better message.

Wary*

I usually go with “ADHD + THC makes me a fuckin’ X-Man of facts”, and I’m leveraging that power toward a career focusing on it. ✊🏽

Instructions unclear. Dick stuck in sisterwife.

The hairstylist version of not paying.

Propaganda?

I mean, fuck Drumpf into a hole with his own arms, but this is still BS.

Also, Witcher has some heart-punch right-in-the-feels moments in side quests, FFS. 😶 Even when you’re purposely avoiding what you know is gonna be an emotional wringer in a prominent quest line, they cut ya while you’re wandering around? Genius. Damn. 🤌🏾🙇🏽‍♂️

He just might shit himself. Before 10am. Again. A fourth time.

Can we have a do-over? The sun was in his eyes. (I mean, he was staring at it, but still.)

Calling it “news” is disingenuous and helps no one, mind you.

My katana can’t even cut onions, but these aren’t tears. You’re crying.

I fuckin’ hope so. 🤞🏽

That’s not at all what I “mentioned”, but A for effort, citizen.

Fuck, really? Fishing? Christ on a scooter, WTF.

No. They are fucking not. Fuck off with this bullshit.

Warframe has always been Barbie for mech weeboos. 🤌🏽

Eh. I’ll be there when AOC’s on the ballot.

edit: FFS, y’all are trigger-happy. I’m voting like my life depends on it — because it very likely will, and anyone who thinks otherwise is selling you something. I’m forced to vote for anyone who won’t immediately deport/murder/imprison me or my community. I’ll BE THERE when AOC is on the ballot. Fucking simmer, people.