Why is Canada gripping its own ankle?

Ice cream cone?

I too am scared of raw apples.

These wetlanders have never been to the three-fold land.

Still safer than Albania, Greece, Kosovo, Malta, Montenegro, North Macedonia, San Marino, Slovenia and the Vatican

Those damn Catholics, partying all the time

In Germany, love for carnival coincides with earthquakes, apparently.

€ 32,168 isn’t THAT much, especially if you have to pay rent in Munich.

What else would I call it? Certainly not “Topfen”.

Nobody in their right mind uses words like “Palatschinken”, “Paradeiser”, “Piefke” or “Schlagobers”.

That’s kind of fishy

This blur makes it seem like he’s doing something far less SFW than gardening

On Eternity, it’s displayed in a size I find rather okay.

Now you can enjoy your life without any funny words

Open the command line, type in

sudo rm -fr

and hit enter.

I hope it’s fine now

Truly pro life

If I was the photographer of her photo in the thumbnail, I’d be looking for an escape route out of Russia right now.

Are US energy providers allowed to offer different prices in different states, e.g. lower prices in states where they can produce lots of cheap wind energy?

Putin’s response: “Mist”