The x marks the spot

Artificial scarcity.

Eventually all of these products found a place in our hearts.

And our brains, our kidneys and for some of us, our balls.

I receive: Your next paycheck

And all the power your house can provide without buring down*.

Back then: Schwarzenegger in Connan the Barbarian. Right now: Anybody with a non-fucked up spine.

And you open the box and it is an intel GPU.

Are you saying that GPUs are a girl’s best friend?

I laughed out loud and now I’m afraid that someone might ask me about what.

My game is not poorly optimized, it is just made for future PCs.

Pica pica

So… What they found under the sofa cushions?

As the glow of civilization fades to the last ember, a single player still stands, still plays, and he uses a linux distribution which name has been forgotten to time.

It is the year of the linux desktop.

Sounds like something a serial killer will sing.

Bra-vo! Bra-vo!

B R A V O !

Typical rookie mistake. What if you hyper-proteinate while inflight and then became too strong to control, like a protein hulk?

Covid would have taken him if it wasn’t for that pesky, dreadful public healthcare he received when he was President.

But they pinky promise not to use it. He doesn’t seem to know what a pinky promise is…

Pretty awesome hack to extend life on devices that are otherwise meant to become e-waste. Kudos!

One hand washes the other.

You should check “The Penguin”. Somehow better than The Batman.