I thought it was a cat showing off its butthole

Babe, come get a slice of egg loaf before it gets cold!

The customs officer is just a box propped up by a stick

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.giphy.com%2Fmedia%2FptxpX1THJmZcA%2Fgiphy.gif&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=64bc06b94877b13de24808fc27b1bbc76d83d0b23fb9ac2143955648c8563d5a&ipo=images

She thought she was getting the milk for free but the cows got tacked on at checkout.

All the investigators got arrested for asking, not that anyone’s seen her…

Fucksmith forges finest fuck

Since I have too much time this morning I did some digging, and I don’t think anything is going down.

You observed 2 airliners that regularly fly between Russia and Turkey:

https://www.flightradar24.com/data/aircraft/tc-jfj/

https://www.flightradar24.com/data/aircraft/tc-jfk/

D-KSJX is a glider: https://www.flightradar24.com/data/aircraft/d-ksjx/

Aircraft SPIRB is most likely a private plane that took off from a rural airstrip at coordinates 53°58’59"N 20°52’51"E.

The article calls the planes unusable, so I don’t think Ukraine has enough spare parts to fix up 81 outdated planes just to blow them up. They’ll probably strip out everything usable and use the more modern husks as decoys. That being said, I have a feeling Ukraine will scrape together enough parts to get some of the older models flying and cause some embarrassing security incidents and IFF shenanigans. Finally, there’s the possibility that other former Soviet countries can pool the resources to refurbish at least a few aircraft, which would be good timing after the latest US aid package and donated F-16s entering service in the next year.

I think I’d be more into it if it had a more distinct bed like a big El Camino

There’s also when Woody called Buzz “Mr Lightbeer”.

Literally weak sauce.

But the improvised cope cage didn’t even get a scratch. Checkmate, NATO.

Sir, please find your own holodeck and forget what you saw in here.

Picture this: a group of Ewok tailors who became famous designers after Leia helped them open a shop on Coruscant in order to bring in refugees.

https://youtu.be/Qo2w4KgphY0?si=5y1PKeRpBm_qJtQ7&t=705

If he bled out after the hit, he’s just a body. A less deadly injury creates more soldiers rolling around in pain waiting for their turn to get every bead picked out.

If we learn to care for others, to respect others we’ll learn how to care for, to respect our country.

Older siblings always have the coolest hand-me-downs.