Honestly I’d rather “forgive” the ones that didn’t vote since they outnumber the Trump supporters by quite a bit. The qanon types can eat crow from here to eternity for all I fucking care at that point, if we can get more people to actually give a fuck we won’t need those assholes.

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If you’ve got a mini muffin pan, you can make little tiny cheesecakes by putting a nilla wafer or oreo in each compartment as the crust and pouring the batter on top. Did it for Thanksgiving and topped each one with homemade cranberry sauce and they were to die for.

I think you got your comment threads mixed up. The dude calling for doxxing is further down.

There’s also this one if you’re feeling like a really uncomfortable moment with a friend.

Caper in the Castro came out on BBSs in 1989 to encourage people to donate to AIDS research.

Honestly I think there will be. Trump has always treated anyone he considers an underling (hell, anyone who isn’t him for that matter) as disposable. He said you’ll never have to vote again but given he’s not running for congress there’s a fair chance that doesn’t apply to midterms simply because he does not give a shit about any of those people.

Even if that’s what’s going on (or at least that assumption on the part of the design team is what’s going on), this is shit. You know what requires even less reading than script OR basic print? THE FUCKING PICTURE OF THE FUCKING JUNGLE CAT.

I fucking hate this minimalist design trend more than it is probably reasonable to hate an aesthetic. It’s got the personality of unfinished drywall.

I’m guessing whatever it scraped to generate this was intended for divvying up food rather than doing actual math. 1/3 plus a third of a third is close enough to a half if you’re talking about portioning out pizza or leftovers or what have you.

JFK’s head just did that

Hey Matt, do you fucking hear yourself when you speak or is it like an ‘adult characters on Peanuts’ situation?

Honestly I think if you tossed this whole thing in a frying pan and cooked it up like grilled cheese it would improve by several orders of magnitude.

charismatic (Trump? Ew, how?)

I’ve been calling it carnival barker energy. It’s not exactly charisma, it’s stage presence comprised mostly of speed, energy, and volume. And it’s fucking catnip to morons apparently.

I wouldn’t call that definite by any stretch. Not because he wouldn’t, but because honestly I feel like there’s a pretty decent chance he drops dead between now and then.

Losing candidate gets slimed.

Overcooked

Tenth

I would also accept developing a newfound interest in the Titanic.

I see your dudes with a flag and raise you a guy in an inflatable dinosaur costume