Good old drawbridge

School: buy a cheap used laptop and use that instead

Abusive Partner: idk bottle of bleach or sth

see python:

yep, day day ruined

Honey wake up, Russia’s weekly nuke threat just dropped

Definitely Altschauerberg, home of the country’s most prolific performance artist

love piper

Oh no not in Utica

Russia dropshipping aliexpress drones from china to chine, you love to see it

If you’re using picom you can just write a custom pixel shader that makes one very specific color transparent and then use css to set background-color to that value. Essentially just writing yourself a very hacky greenscreen solution

Finally I can schedule my 12 Linkedin posts a week about how everyone but me is a lazy pos for working less than 70 hours all at once and concentrate on the grind during the week

Homie is sitting in a cell somewhere in Washington or Beijing :sob:

Bionicle reference???

Putin has been yapping about nuking the west if they cross whatever red line he made up that week for years.

Again?

Love how “built in java” is listed as a feature

Not up to date on my nintendo lore, what did I miss?

who the fuck preorders a PHONE?

Yes! Maybe even have a little layover at LAX <3

Least quixotic lemmy user

Also

Mozilla are bad actors anyway

Ladybird (I really don’t care if the dev sucks)

???

What on earth makes you even consider the possibility this could be anything but satire?