Do you have to pay less when you order a footlong at Subway?

He only had until the end of the day until the devil came for his soul

Christmas on Elm Street

Mongo only pawn in game of life

On the subject of potential weapons : what happens when a patient has a prosthetic limb?

I would’ve thought that you were twins and thought that 8 hours of sleep meant for both of you together.

Not that I get 8 hours of sleep, mind you

How old are you in human years?

Each time looking for it for at least 10 minutes, so this time I’m going to put it at the logical place.

Time passes…

Looking for hours at the four logical places I could’ve put it, then giving up. Coming across it a week later and thinking “well that IS a logical place for it to be”

That’s because he wants to climb to Mars on his pile of money, and right now it’s not quite high enough

It’s a foghorn

The hamberdler

DJ Who’s Ein

At this point in my life it mostly resembles the 10 hour cinematic masterpiece Paint Drying

You need a key though, which only the landlord has

Harambe?

Thanks 🍿

Libbed up? Or lubed up?

Do they have to be mine?

He’s not against buns, he’s against brioche buns