Yeah. When Shane Smith started making his MAGA apologia videos, I was out. Vice started terrible, got good somehow, slid backward, and then dove suddenly into the trash.

If we live in an infinite multiverse, I want to slide over to the timeline where that happens.

That would be awesome. Publish what the FBI found about Trump taking 10 million in cash from Egypt, Jeffrey Epstein’s client list, and all the other bullshit we don’t even know about.

I wish we lived in a timeline where he’d consider doing something so great.

He should fire them as an official act, hire new supreme court justices who on his last day in office declare presidents can no longer do whatever the hell they want and kneecap Trump from undoing shit as soon as he gets into office.

Would he do something so cool? Of course fucking not.

The can bond over the fact that most couches are under 18

Being mad about this instead of Dave Coulier “dating” Alanis Morisette when he was in his 30s and she was 17 is like being mad at Obama about wearing a tan suit and not all the drone bombings or mass-deportations.

We’re bad at picking what to be pissed about.

Since corporate media wanted to normalize ghouls.

deadbeef79000 gets it.

And Trump is planning on sending waves of refugees back to Haiti to face this kind of nightmare.

It looks like they were wrong in exactly the same way and Trump outperformed. Assuming the few outstanding states go the way they are currently leaning, he’ll win something like 311 to 227. That is not a dead-heat, it’s a trouncing. But you’re right, human decency definitely lost.

• 2016 polls: Hilary by a landslide | 2016 results: Trump outperforms, wins
• 2020 polls: Biden by a ton | 2020 results: Trump outperforms, Biden ekes out a win
• 2024 polls: Dead-heat | 2024 results: 😬

Perfect. This will now be how I watch. Thanks!

And he sat a ton of federal judges…I mean it will get worse, but this ship has basically sailed.

There are way more options than playing or forfeiting when you find out the game is rigged…like flipping over the table chasing the dealer with a whip. Jesus style.

Late stage capitalism is to blame for both.

Media needs to stop sane-washing these people.

“Election criminals are fraudulently…” FTFY

Thanks for the assist. I was pretty close. Yeah, I guess my Zorin arse is Ben Stiller.

Who is the dude in all the user-friendly distros? Kind of looks like Tom Cruise’s stunt man.

Addd to this list: Upload & I’m a Virgo

Amazon really loves co-opting anti-capitalism.