Dog licked 'em.

These aren’t Christians, these are wolves in sheep’s clothing.

Rules act differently for rich people and politicians.

All I see is *******

Department Of Government Efficiency

Not the treasury lol?

This is the answer. Clear, concise, and correct,

Guys, guys, guys…I need the name calling, the insults, the strawman arguments, the DRAMA…what is this “Thanks” and “no problem” crap all about?

/s if it wasn’t obvious

Edit: Apparently one person doesn’t have a sense of humor. Yay!

“Tryin’ to catch me…” [server error - Please contact the Site Admins for support]

Keep fighting the good fight against ignorance and illiteracy!

“I bet that new DLC I pre-ordered months ago sucks too.”

No rush 45 = build an army quick and blindside them

sysadmin: continues to ignore auth logs

1. It’s buggy. Submitting a post sometimes takes half a second, and sometimes it takes 30 seconds. Logs show a plethora of errors. The Docker container will eventually crash and restart. It’s all part of the Lemmy instance admin experience.

2. No options to collapse/customize side panels.

3. UI doesn’t refresh after saving settings.

4. Settings aren’t sticky from page to page on occasion.

If I could code I’d pitch in and help. Heck, I’d learn, but the documentation is pretty sparse.

Mom: “We have CERN particle accelerator at home.”

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Walz puts his cart back. Vance leaves it sitting in the parking spot next to him.

Mom’s spaghetti

You’re correct, I skipped over the Mighty Mouse. Those scroll balls were the original fidget toy.

Yes, that replaced the low-riding, AA-powered Magic Mouse that had the delightful battery door that ripped off chunks of fingernail when attempting to open. THAT mouse replaced the stupid, short-corded, anti-ergonomic hockey puck mouse, which in turn replaced the single-buttoned Apple Bus Mouse 2, which arguably is the last best mouse Apple made.

“Hey, let’s hire Jony to do design! But don’t let him ANYWHERE near the mice department, k?” -Jobs, probably.

You know it, brother

It’s designed to keep the prongs from collapsing or extending during manufacturing and shipping.