It’s fine, the internet will internet. Unless someone tells me what I’ve done wrong, I’m just gonna assume one downvote gave it the initial velocity for more downvotes. Trying to understand it beyond that will make you go crazy.

Spaghetti makes the most beautiful swirls.

Bruh, I’m just here for the memes. But I can start commenting on political stuff more to even out my instance’s biases if that would help. Honestly haven’t paid much attention to which trolls were from where, but I’ll take your word for it…

Thanks, I almost forgot to shave 15% of my neck today!

Why do they need a patent for this? How would this not conflict with just tv remotes? Like it’s not a bad feature, but blocking anyone else from having a rewind button without paying them seems like an overstep for such a basic addition.

I knew I should’ve talked to HR when I was told to “load her up” by my boss!

Yeah, you’ve probably grown accustomed to most memes using high fructose corn syrup which is clear and easier to hide.

Yeah, reads more like a wikipedia article than a news article, like someone took several sources and told ai to combine the info. Facts are great, but they don’t make for a captivating read on their own. There’s a sweet spot for opinion/reflection without too much bias that makes news sources worth reading.

The fabled MegaSD card

CombDome

It’s gonna be so awkward when that alien needs to go door to door and introduce themselves at their next planet.

I normally do a ton of nibbles. What’s the conversion rate of nibbles to bites? And are chomps just a US unit of measurement?

SomeBODY

Humancenticycle

Jar Jar Biden?

Exactly, my wisdom teeth got removed so I got the tattoo on my tongue. Way more visible in public…

This tea is nothing more than hot leaf juice!

I’ve honestly never had Little Caesar’s, I assumed it was similar to Dominos in quality…

Yes, you are definitely a billionaire