If Papa Putin has any say in it, they’ll be delivered armed.

There’s always North Korea /s

If a wishful white Trump voter voted voraciously, how many votes would a wishful white Trump voter vivaciously vote? More than one, I bet.

There’s a biological term for it: self-preservation.

Seriously though, media copyrights holders and associations like RIAA and MPAA can go fuck themselves. They spit in the face of public domain and their idea of “restitution” would probably include lethal injection if were an option.

Might be ported to PC after a few years.

Considering their track record with Bloodborne, I doubt it.

I’m calling it now: for Flight Simulator 2025, they’re going to pull a Windows update “energy saver” and have it stream data peer-to-peer wherever possible.

against the easiest possible opponent

If policies or respect actually mattered in politics, I would agree with you. But, Trump has a few things going for him:

• A cult of personality.
• Endless media coverage.
• Alternative facts.
• Emotionally-driven campaign goals.
• His “tell it how it is” attitude and lack of self-censorship.*

*Not that much of it is based in reality, but freedom of speech diehards appreciate that.

It’s the latter. I understand now, thanks.

Now, why would you go and waste your time replying to someone who blocked you when they’re never going to see it? Unless… is it possible that you’re upset about it? Did you want the last word?

Top-notch as far as satire goes. Bit of a shame is that it isn’t satire, though.

He’s a pretty realistic pick, actually.

• Can profit financially from his appointment? ✅️
• His success is thanks to the hard work of his underlings? ✅️
• Would not hesitate to liquidate those he dislikes? ✅️

The glaciers are going to melt loooooooooong before the MAGA cult will.

Not necessarily a bad thing.

If reporting on it makes moderate conservatives embarrassed to be associated with MAGA conservatives, they’re helping to create a divide and start infighting.

I think those colleges need to stop charging tuition. Clearly, their education is worthless.

Pot, meet industrial boiler.

FTFY

My money is on them building more camps instead. The prison industrial complex would be very unhappy about slaves going to waste.

They aren’t afraid to say “your body my choice” and “repeal the 19th” nowadays either

Democrats can be considered fascists by their own definition, but let’s not pretend MAGA is any less of an echo chamber. On zero hands, I can count the number of times that a MAGA member actually knew anything about gender affirming healthcare while arguing with me why it shouldn’t exist.

The only thing that should matter is the candidates representing both sides are corrupt trash that put the interests of their multimillionaire friends and corporate lobbyists over their own constituents.

also admitted to liking them well done with ketchup

Oh. Oh god. What the fuck. And rural Americans voted for that? That’s Iike if Michelangelo painted the Sistine Chapel, and the pope thanked him while personally repainting the entire thing in an awful vomit-green color.