I’ve been mindlessly scrolling by this for so long I think I had a dream about this.

Leftover legs get fried. Shells go in the slow cooker. Meat goes in the soup.

Vanilla facsimile is not secure at all.

Wow. This comment thread gave me brain damage.

I just setup a bunch of keyword and domain filters that made my feed so much more peaceful. There are also a few terminally online/cringe users to block.

I used to have that book. My poop is telling me to do more drugs.

Use a static route.

It makes more sense to outlaw devices that let you see through walls (windows).

I cleaned them. Pissing was common enough on a busy weekend I know they need it at least every 48 hours.

Nice. I really can’t say much more but I will. Great oversight.

I think that’s the basic plot to Andromeda.

Ok @Charly™, did ya farm enough internet points? That site is a bigger pile of dogshit than the truck thing.

Chop off the end of some kids finger.

Kill someone else’s kid.

I’m having a really hard time refuting this equation. It appears to work out even for negative and non-integer values of k

I’m pretty sure this is art because I’m having a strong emotional reaction.

Keyloggers have been present since (at least) win 7. You’re all way too late.

Just the thumbnail of greasy slobs shoveling trash into their mouths is pissing me off.

I was diagnosed with ADD around 199* I was prescribed Ritalin and eventually switched to concerta. None of the adults involved in that process checked in with me at all. I remember being scream-accused of not taking my medicine when I was in fact taking the meds. Funny how in a sea of lost memories, that one persisted.