showmustgo [he/him, comrade/them]

Hilarious. For the past two decades, the industry harp had been “We can sell our tech to China to bring down their emissions!”

How funny that the switch has flipped. What are these tech salesman preaching now? Or do they still think that they are ahead?

I would never contest that point

Am I wrong that it’s correct in the subject/object sense

Where is it going

People are great until you put them in a car.

I used to have an Chinese app called TTS that I found on Reddit that could connect your TTS reader to using Microsoft’s premium voices, god that was awesome. I used an app called Read Aloud, those were the golden years. Since I can no longer use MS voices and ReadEra Premium started offering TTS I just uninstalled the two above.

ReadEra Premium gives you some network TTS options but they are only Good. Not sure if the free version offers TTS.

The “I have a [topic] joke, but [topical reason why it wouldn’t land or you wouldn’t get it]” template

Hell yeah might be time to upgrade from the 6 pro

You wouldn’t download a kid

How it should be ofc

Pay to flex on em

“oh damn, that shit is expensive”

Fall guy time

Hell yeah. Although what are laundry sheets? We just buy powdered detergent

I refuse to buy water, therefore I use bar soap for my entire body

My body seems happy with the choice

Don’t let perfect be the enemy of good

P.S. electric cars are here to save Cars, not the environment

Cute

Almost 80% of ocean micro plastics is just tires

Despite this, it is still impossible to make a definite determination on whether or not they are committing war crimes

(we close our eyes when the bombs are dropped, they are very scary)

American Assassin lmao