The only ones downvoting still feel the pain in their upper arms

DEI hire/foreign worker lmao

Funnily enough he doesn’t even have a physics degree. He has been wrongly claiming that forever, and one joke is that’s one reason he bought Twitter, because the guys there wouldn’t shut up about that

How’s the humidity in your home?

Diabetes

With all due condemnation of Israeli war crimes, Al-Jazeera IS a propaganda shithole

Windows 10!

I bet you it still won’t have continuous, smooth Bluetooth volumes though, so my loudspeakers will always be either too loud or too quiet. (Or is that because of some Bluetooth standard?)

Anyway, that’s one of the basic features I’m so surprised still hasn’t made it onto my phones. I always get grumpy when I hear of new features as long as that one isn’t here.

Goddamn you DrSleepless, your name checks out, why can’t I fall asleep

I’m about to go to sleep

Good luck with your OnlyFans

ESPECIALLY no Nazi gold tax, what are you thinking?!

Oooh, somebody eats a lot of fibres

You can. You just haven’t tried hard or long enough. Filming yourself and putting it on YouTube helps, too. Go on, champ!

Those aren’t crazy demands

I am continually surprised over what basic features - like recording from an audio sink and a source - are not implemented on these devices that so many billions and years have been spent on developing.

It’s as if… sanity and user requirements were not the main design guidelines :o

There should be a version of the news that’s just minions

That just makes him even more likeable

Dude, you’re only making us more anxious for the storytelling hour

I… I think I’m in love with her