Okay I believe you

I wish I were that goat

She ain’t have no nipppppleeees!

As a former driver I agree. I always feel bad about the tip thing but gas is so expensive and the apps pay like shit despite charging so many fees. And knowing that restaurants also pay a fee meaning the apps get MORE money is even more infuriating.

You don’t get to decide an entire group of people can’t use the fucking restroom that’s right for them just because you imagine we’re all predators. No one is after you and your ugly kids except priests

I agree you are vile because we are not dangerous or subhuman. Also trust me you don’t want trans guys like me using the women’s restroom because I’ll clog all the toilets with my shits. Hell I’ll even prep by going to Chipotle first

You don’t even know what trans guys are but you think trans people are somehow dangerous ie not letting trans women use the women’s restroom?

FUCK… oh wait force of habit

This is where being forgetful comes in handy because you can just forget that you’re overthinking

They mean save certain kinds of people

I kept reading that as librarian

Crap I think I left Portugal in my pocket when I did laundry

Now I’m scared to eat potatoes what if it grows in my stomach

Cake is great for breakfast

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The transition to a better job makes this so much harder

Yeah I thought it was mostly other Americans saying these things

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