The price of the you is always worth it. Don’t undersell the you.

I hope I’m wrong. Deport all the perceived “illegals”. Outsource prisoners as farm labor when the inevitable labor shortage guarantees losses for farmers. Prisoners are now the patriot farm workers of the united states of america. We need a shorter name for it, though. Any suggestions?

Dems got 1 (Sinema)

Eww, throw this one back. It’s all icky.

I know I’d like to start seeing some dividends (UBI).

As you wish

The Panama Papers were released in full but they only led to the reporters being killed.

Unless it is classified, should it not fall under FOIA?

If you’re hinting that Trump knows his way around real estate: stop. Trump bankrupted casinos he is so bad with real estate. 6 bankruptcies means he was nothing but a failure.

Got to appease those shareholders and make the stock go up.

Hannibal, MO - 16,838 - back when people read books they’d know this as the birthplace of Samuel Clemens AKA Mark Twain

Waco, TX for anyone around in the 90s

don’t forget being famous for wrong turns

Duck and cover!

No doubt in that case anything you own here in the US will be confiscated.

Thanks to asset forfeiture, those objects are guilty in the furtherance of a crime and will have to defend themselves in court.

Mountain valleys are nature’s halfpipes writ large.

Hwhy e?

Is it possible to be part of an administration if you’ve only been named as part of a department that doesn’t exist?

Who are we all really kidding with any semblance of expectations, though? It hasn’t even been 100 uears since Kennedy and the crack job that was the Warren Commission.

Just pronounce \n as a glottal stop.