So what? God? But I’m an atheist sooo…. The first cell?

For $0.10 you should be thankful he didn’t throw it at you.

But dad, I wanted the 10gbps model with sfp+ Fiber support!!!

Hon, you don’t even use the 1gbps we have at home.

That’s not the point having a larger bandwidth on the server end removes bottlenecks to multiple simultaneous clients!

You kids with your new words, that’s Skibidi toilet Ohio Rizz alright.

Can’t, I’m allergic, or at least I would assume I am I’ve never actually been outside to check but I can’t take that risk.

Jedi:

    I can sense the future.

Anakin:

   Really?! What are tomorrows lottery numbers?

Jedi:

  Clouded is your destiny.

Anakin:

  Oh, ok… why didn’t you guys know about that clone army?

Jedi:

  Hmmm, unclear this is.

Anakin:

   I see, so the reason you couldn’t tell me my mother was dying or what Count Dooku was up to, or me and Padme are married?

Jedi:

   The dark side clouds everything.

Anakin:

   Ok, how about this, you let me on the council or I tell the senate that the Jedi are a bunch of frauds.

Jedi:

  You are on this council but we do not grant you the rank of master.

Obviously, you don’t let money walk.

there is no evidence that BLEAGH is poisonous, in fact there is no evidence that BLEAGH exists at all, projects like S.E.T.B. (search for extraterrestrial BLEAGH) or BLEAGH foot hunters have spent years searching for BLEAGH but there is rarely any evidence besides tufts of beat hair or random spy satellites.

What is a horse but a short necked giraffe snd we know those aren’t real.

Technically that wolf could be starving to death and the stork could have came and started pecking it unprovoked.

What? Doesn’t this happen to every girl you pass? Hm must just be me.

God Mikey just because you can do something doesn’t mean you should! But I’m glad you fulfilled your goals, I’m proud of you!

Noooooooooooooooooo!

The whole thing is on the blockchain its a WEB 3.0 phenomenon using Quantum Computing Running on fusion power.

I used to be out of bed and in the car in 5 minutes flat, I don’t know if it because I’m old or I finally noticed I stink but now it takes an hour minimum.

It’s %3 yellow, I’ll give it a %3 pass.

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What? I was taking the shortest route to save money, besides it’s a rental.

Ladies and gentlemen, our new CEO.

Nope, that is a GIF or peanut butter as the kids call it

Maybe get a spoon 10 times the size?

I wish we lived in the Universe where Notch sold Minecraft to Valve I feel they are more ideologically aligned.