Maybe taking the “Playstation has no games” meme too literally

A ball peen

Nah, dogs just look weird when they run

I think it’s just “/b/ will make it”, but I’m far removed from that cesspit as well.

The screen is upside down

Hussein in the membrane

Whatever version of Windows that allows group policy changes will let you turn off all the annoying stuff, that’d probably be your best bet for now.

I’m currently using Ardour on Arch with some packages from the pro-audio group, but I wouldn’t exactly call my setup “professional”

Is he wearing a polo and a button-up shirt?

Yup! You’ll just finish it out at the kiosk, and it’ll give you a bunch of credits, nanites, and quicksilver for all the stuff you did during the expedition. Don’t forget to put anything that you wanna take back to your main save into the slots on the right side of the menu!

It’s the one kink we’re allowed to shame

No

Immediate arrest and subsequent disembowelment of anyone with a net worth that includes a fourth comma.

That is a cello, it’s Yo-yo Ma in the picture.

His sharpie broke

There are some that just clip to your phone!

Absolutely! Go to the Anomaly, behind and to the right of the Nexus missions hologram in the center, there’s a small kiosk where you can start Expedition 2 Redux, finishing that will unlock the Normandy as a frigate for your freighter, even if you don’t have one yet. You can claim it from the Quicksilver guy, who is just to the right of the aforementioned kiosk.

I liked his and Iggy Pop’s vignette in Coffee and Cigarettes

I’d commit a crime just to get deported, tbh

Just because we came from dirt, doesn’t mean we have to wallow in it

And another opportunity to get the SSV Normandy!