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Anyone want some more ranch dip? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I made this back in October but didn’t do anything with it. Apparently it’s more relevant than I realized, and this seems like a good place to put it.
I believe it’s “dumb fucks” if history is anything to go by.
But he was so generous with the paper towels!!
Did I write this
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Now’s your chance!
Savers is the same as Value Village and it’s a for-profit company that exists in three different countries. They’re not much better than Goodwill, if at all.
…how do you measure a year in Trump’s life?
In golf games? In rubles? In lawsuits? In twitter postings?
In rallies, incitement… in terror, in strife?
Cult of personality?
What’s the Thai flag doing in the background?
Then shot himself in the foot handing it over.
“The radical left did it!!”
Congrats! When’s the wedding?
It’s not surprising that Starbucks joined but I didn’t know about REI. What the hell, REI!
And when you’re a MAGA, he lets you do it! You can do anything!
He is definitely losing supporters. I know a postal carrier in one of the worst red states and after both recent debates she’s been seeing longstanding trump flags and bumper stickers disappear from houses on her route.
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Jeffrey Dah (ME-R)