I love how much the French don’t fuck around

Polio-Smallpox 2024

It doesnt matter if they do. It influences other young people to vote Harris.

Pull the plug on the iron dome while you’re at it.

He’s going to outlast this democracy

Elon Musk is what happens when a chronic masturbator gets really into himself.

Breaking: stupid poopie pants idiot baby throws tantrums because nobody likes him.

I’m of the opinion that the alleged billionaire with his own cryptocurrency and publicly traded tech company should be able to afford a security guy.

Why not just hire cyber ninjas?

That can be applied to pretty much everything I do.

I did Nazi that coming

He should pull the plug on the iron dome

Just declare loan forgiveness as an official act, then claim immunity

You’re doing God’s work, friend.

All I see is an octopus beak when I look at his mouth

I’m not a Republican, but I was genuinely curious to see Nikki Haley as the primary.

I dunno how to break this to you, but you’ve got bedbugs

I like how homie to the right of Trump is reloading his finger gun

We ought to listen to him. He knows a lot about exaggerating size.

Whoever can resurrect and tame a T-Rex wins the dick measuring contest

I phone bank with the DCCC and had a conversation with a woman last night about how she’s morally against abortion, but still believe people should have access to abortion if they so choose.

I thought it was really heartwarming that she wasn’t imposing her beliefs on all of America. It gave me hope