I had one of these

Something something immigrant song

And then there’s the aliens!

(alec baldwins character did actually shoot a guy at the end of season 5 episode 21 but that was a full season and a half later)

Nope. In Texas, convicted felons regain voting rights after completing their sentences.

They are. Most states allow felons to vote after completing their sentence.

It doesn’t. It varies by state, but most states allow convicted felons to vote after completing their sentence. Only about ten states permanently revoke voting rights, but even then, it’s not for all felonies, and voting rights can still be restored in some cases.

How dare you call them sea slugs and not nudibranchs

It is! Isn’t that fucked up?

Gators, sharks, snakes, panthers, snapping turtles, wild boar, FloridaMan…

Also, that’s like the least insane thing about Florida. They banned open carry in public but allow permit-free(!) concealed carry. Most states allow open carry and require permits for concealed.

photographic evidence

who even cares,…? fukc jeff benzos… cant belive he jus own the rivers now smh

And I ain’t never paid a garbanzo to bean in my mouth

What’s it like to be a fucking moron?

Fuck that. Politicians should fear the people. Bring back the guillotine.

“Violence is never the answer,” says country founded through violent revolution.

Lost Cause myth

This is for people who don’t want their SO to see Tinder on their statement

And it would rust, fall apart, and explode.

They do but it’s always sold out

The ATF would like to disagree and kill your dog