Either Statler or Waldorf. Crotchety, snarky, and world weary. Just haven’t caught up with their relative age.

Found Marisa Tomei’s account.

Just needs the beard.

I prefer a Milford Man, myself, but one makes do.

Quote from The Restaurant at the End of the Universe by Douglas Adams

Artwork credit to EyeCrossAI from Deviantart.

Pros:

May be the case. Just that the strands appear larger than normal. Could be via mandolin… or just lack of pixels to be certain.

Upon further inspection, they appear to be smashed potatoes, rather than shredded hash browns.

Yeesh. That’s precarious as is, but it could get worse:

I’ve seen this one.

And responsible for this classic:

My favorite bit and largely inspirational to this post: