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I don’t even get a full day out of my first gen pixel watch. Gotta turn the screen off to get close to it. Why am I wearing a watch that I can’t see the time on, again?

Well I’m glad someone does…

“somebody was mean to us eighty years ago, so we can do whatever we want now”

(Yes I know antisemitism predates the holocaust by millennia. Shh)

There is no jury for this one, though. Trump’s lawyers forgot to ask for one hahahhhaha

Where is the disrespect for the dead animal? I don’t get it. It just looks like somebody’s put overly emotive text on an image of somebody preparing food in a very fancy manner?

I don’t get it. It looks like somebody’s put overly emotive text on an image of somebody preparing food in a very fancy manner?

*1981?

Remember when Google owned Motorola and they released two of the best Android phones that had ever been made (Moto X)?

Man, that was great. I miss my Moto X 2014. I wish Motorola still made phones that good. I have a G30 spare phone, and it’s… well it’s a phone.

It took me far too long to realise that this was a meme and not a link to a news article…

ahhhhh Tuna in springwater, maybe. Tuna in oil, though… nice and moist!

I ask for Tuna and am disappointed when I get Tuna Salad, which is tuna, mayo (I assume) and onion. Like… did I ask for that extra shit? No!

Oh no, this is the worst thing ever!

…I’m almost out of popcorn!

Seasons 6 and 7 were split into two halves for airing. This led to some sources claiming that each half was a separate series.

The same problem happened with the first four seasons (the OG ones). They were split up and episodes were aired out of order, so some sources claim that there are five seasons. It’s really, really annoying if you want to watch the episodes in order and Plex has decided that “fuck you no, there are five seasons of random lengths” >_<

Former tax professional here. The problem is that the billionaires aren’t really billionaires. Elon Musk does not have a quarter trillion dollars in his bank account. His net worth is calculated from what other people think his holdings are worth. He cannot be taxed on this.

Unless someone is game enough to pass legislation enabling taxation of “unrealised gains” (while not allowing credits/offsets for unrealised losses), billionaires will continue not paying their fair share of tax.

It’s only murder if you subscribe to the “meat is murder” mantra…

This is literally the only reason I would pay for Premium access.

I’m just kind of sick of Android in general, tbh. Google has killed off almost everything that made it fun to play with new Android versions, and somehow made it less intuitive/easy to use for advanced/experienced users in the constant pursuit of - ironically - ease of use. For example: why is it now a swipe and three taps to disable wifi in the Quick Settings panel, when previously it was a swipe and one tap?

As a guy, I love this story