This fahking guy keeps trying to kiss my cheeks again! Cmon man! Its 6pm! I’ll see you outside in the parking lot!

Nah, you guys got it all wrong! Its to make space to expand the freeway a little more!

A gentu soul probably.

Good thing Joe is not a king right? What if a king assigned a rapist to be the FBI tzar. And what if this tzar could just walk through main street and rape men and women equally in plain daylight? Nobody would bat an eye because hold on, I’m getting rapped right now, but I’ll talk about it afterwards?

I agree with this sentiment. Otherwise, where is the department of gangbangs? Because, wouldn’t sex be a big government thing? They already want control of when you can fuck and when you can’t as well as what you should do if you fucked and now you’re pregnant. Or pregnant and fucked. But actually, don’t worry if you’re pregnant and can’t undo it, worry about the future of that baby. Its not the kid’s fault, its society. If you think about it, without religion in the way fogging your mind, a sentient human is not fully there when there’s only a few thousand neurons, so it is defined not there even when there’s just a heart beat. Its like having a tiny seed that just sprouted and worrying about the climate change effects if you stop watering it. There’s probably a point in the pregnancy when there’s enough brain activity to think something. But anyway, these are philosophical questions until science can prove them, so there’s no need for government to be involved.

But if there must be sex and religion in government, then totally, I would like to apply for a gangbang license please! If I like it, my wife may be interested too.

Fuck that. At my job we don’t deny vacations. We make sure that no one is too important to take a vacation. Simple. Plus we let people known, “your PTO is yours, you figure out when to take it”

If the company is hurting, the CEO asks kindly during our all hands to take PTO if you can to help the company not acres during the tough period.

And it sucks! Sorry, I mean it SUX.

We should keep their brain, dick and balls so we can clone the billionaires (adult sized from the clone-0-matic) then before they wake up, we upload their mind, and we fuck them with their own dick! Hey if you collect enough you could open up an only fans Page!

Yeah this was a thing until we “learned” that it was was just a big miss understanding…that Miss was big. To my understanding, they leaked something said during a management meeting where they say it was a hilarious joke… But we all agree it wasn’t.

You know maybe they should fly a super sonic jet right thru main st. china to see what happens.

Not that guy! That’s Saddam Hussein! Her him!

Oh shit, sir, we’re really sorry! Didn’t know Saddam was already in the country! Here’s a complimentary peanut.

And another one bytes the dust.

20 years later, the last fertile guy cums one last time. Elon is there to catch the golden cum. He must save the world by reverse engineering one semen into an egg. If he can find one, he can bring us back! But so far, it has just been blanks after blanks. This could be it! Imagine all the tits and pussy that could be automatically grown! We’re gonna be millionaires! Women, the ultimate product!..if they can bring them back from extinction.

Ok babe! Trouble…Tee, Ar, ou!, you!, bee!, elle!, eee! There, I’ve spelled it out for you!

Not into software developing but…I got a project manager and project lead that basically took over my project under my feet because they thought I was working too slowly. Now they got a junior engineer who thinks he’s inventing all the things I had to invent to solve a problem…like a painter who thinks he’s designed the perfect home. Well they’re finding out now where ideas come from and that its not in the paint can or the brush. I love watching them squirm when their shitty design can’t pass DFMEA so then …do they design something different? Nah! DFMEA’s can’t tell you that your design id dumb as fuck! Its you! You! The engineer has to realize how stupid their design in. Instead, they proceed to apply resources to the ton of action items. Surely the pig will fly if we crush all the bones and reshape him into a parachute! I’ll be right here when you guys are done fooling around and getting monthly praises and recognition. Praises and recognition by the way is the best way to get engineers out of your way…they get promoted to project lead or management! Suddenly they cant invent your inventions anymore!

Im on a vacation and surviving on his meat…am I allowed to say his meat on the internet? I start gently just tasting his meat. Then I usually mix some ketchup and mayo then smear some fries and put them on his meat. Finally I use my teeth on the rest of his meat. I mean, technically its my meat and I love eating it…am I allowed to say that I eat my own meat? Well its not really my meat, its beyond my meat.

Remove cars

Lol I went there and got the entire set of apps.

Usually engineers are not employed to make or do stuff. Im an optomechanical engineer. We do the thinking.

Cmon! Come back!