Was it a cat? Mine likes to steal and hide things under the couch

Almost sounds like a chat bot got distracted by the mention of “17 as a grey area” but still remembered it was talking about a 13 year old and an 18 year old.

Man 9 hits hard, nobody is harsher and more cruel to you than yourself

Honestly they stole the word from white men, its just time for them to take back what rightfully belongs! /s

I moved to almond milk and greatly enjoy it but when I found out how much water is needed to grow them I decided to try out oak milk - didnt like the unsweatend unflavored version, best I could describe it tasted like the smell of chicken. Really weird, but the sweatened, vanilla oak milk is platable for me.

Do you still do 105 now though? If so, you’re still dumb and a danger to others on the road. I limit myself to a 250cc just so I dont get any stupid ideas

North Carolina has a coastline though. Granted the issue this time was that the storm came in from the southwest and hit communities that were completely unprepared for the heavy rain, high winds and flash floods

You couldnt make back to the future today because their future is already in our past, their future (2015) is already 9 years ago now

I can promise you, if a guy saw a sexy nude women in a window one time, every time he walks down that street he will look at the window, just in case

2 options. 1: if possible get a dog door so that your pets can at least get outside in case something happens, become friebdly with your neighbors so they might notice any abnormalities, set up a truat fund for them (like thar lady in the aristocats) 2. Dont outlive your wife

Im cutious how much lower the ocean’s water level would be t fill in for the missing land because thats a lot of cubic volume and what impact that might have on further revealing existing land due to the lower water levels

You should ask your TSA agent the next time youre at an american airport

Time travel to 12 hours ago so I can get more sleep

I dont think hes going to pay you back at this point

“From up here you can see the four states that boarder Springfield. Ohio, Nevada, Maine and Kentucky”

Nice try tankie Biden is still less embarassing than trump was

Thanks!

I use AO3 daily but wish there was a way to set tag preferences for the whole site so I dont have to manually filter out smut and rape

I prefered the gamecube version over the switch version because I cant run and spray at the same time. The gamecube had analog L and R buttons and the switch has digital so theres no gradual on/off its just “oh you want to spray then no moving for you” and I lasted all of 20 minutes on the switch version