I mean I get the point you’re trying to make, but also maaaaybe don’t go that way too

Crowdstrike: “hello”

Mom, I’m disowning you. It’s not me, it’s you. Now pack your shit and think about what you’ve done.

Oogles of googles

Google: furiously writing down cereal ideas

sploosh

Humans? Disgusting.

Furries? OwO!

See, there’s just one weird trick to overcome this, but fellas gotta be comfortable with a dick in their ass. Or mouth, that’s a solid place too.

Those people? We don’t interact with those people.

Waiter: “your meal, sir. please open your mouth and relax your throat so I may serve you properly, face-fucking you with our poop pieces”

That’s just the section of the map for drift challenges

I don’t believe so, no

Though lack of research because you can’t read is a bit of a speed bump in the whole “doing research” process

“I’m a well-off straight white middle-aged individual and I got mine so fuck everyone else” --you

So what you’re saying is that you work with shitty individuals

cohesive

gestures to MS products for the last 20 years

Rant, but not at you.

Well I would use Debian, but the last two systems I tried to install it on hung at some point in the install process. I tried multiple times, multiple downloads, multiple versions (across multiple months!), and these are two separate machines from two different vendors.

Debian is fine on my server boxes, but fuck me it’s dogshit in a consumer environment. One of those laptops has - and is an absolute necessity to have working - WWAN. I tried over a dozen distros, from ‘easy and popular’ to ‘obscure and edge-case’. Ubuntu (actually Kubuntu, I like KDE) was literally the only distro to 1) boot, 2) install, and 3) have working WWAN (after fucking with the fcc-unlock shit and filling my carrier details). Nothing, literally nothing else could do this simple task.

Linux is great, they say. It’s easy. It’s simple to install and use. It puts you in control. These are ideas that the Linux community wants to believe, that I want to believe, but it’s just not. Given the right circumstances, with the right hardware, and the right use-case, it’s good. Stray anywhere off the beaten path and unless you’re a veteran *nix sysadmin who values their time as $0, sometimes you’re just fucked. I would know, I’ve been using various distros on and off for 20 years. It’s still bad. I don’t understand how, but here we are.

I don’t like Ubuntu for a few reasons, but in my experience, the situation sucks the least when you use it. Sometimes - see above WWAN bullshit - it’s the only thing that works.

And that’s fucking bullshit, but it’s a fact. And even interested users, who like to tinker, have a limit to what they will put up with before throwing in the towel and using what works.

I’ve been subbed to the newsletter basically since it started a year+ ago. It’s nice to get a glance at what’s new/updated, but I especially use it for the “breaking changes” info as I have setup my system to basically be hands-off, if-i-get-hit-by-a-bus-it-keeps-going, except if the docker config change. I have watchtower set to run every week, a day after the newsletter, so I’ve got time to check the email and make changes if needed.

I thought “oh, I’ll just be notified through github of new releases” and went through, setting that notification up, one by one, set to be put in a specific folder in my inbox so it’s right there, no external stuff needed… I’ve never looked at that folder, except for “holy fuck there’s a ton of mail in here” and then closing thunderbird, lol. So the newsletter is essential.

Might reevaluate the “instant” part, then.

(I’ve been using docker for 7 years or so, and it’s always some bullshit like undocumented environment variables or bullshit password limitations or broken smtp implementations or the repo just assuming you are the actual dev and giving no fucking instructions at all or the container shitting itself for no motherfucking reason at random times and you try to fix it and it goes well and then you wake up and it’s restarted several times through the night…)

(eyes bulging, hyperventilating)

I… What? Do you know how the past works? And humor, too. Like, just… What?

It’s fun to stay at the