I’m more offended to be in Heaven in the first place. I mean, all the nutjobs were right after all? And only those nutjobs in my particular area of the world?
Imagine getting to watch Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, and Jimmy Swaggart realize that God saved trans people, gay people, atheists, Jews, Muslims, Satanists, communists, vegans, and even people who still drink Bud Light.
Give me an endless supply of popcorn and I’m entertained for at least an eon or two.
I dont know, the premise doesn’t mention a god. Maybe everyone is their own god with their own personal heaven.
For hitler this ment painting amateur paintings on most days and getting bdsm rape dominated by an elderly couple resembling his grandparents who are both wearing a kinky military uniform every other saterday.
I’m more offended to be in Heaven in the first place. I mean, all the nutjobs were right after all? And only those nutjobs in my particular area of the world?
Imagine getting to watch Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, and Jimmy Swaggart realize that God saved trans people, gay people, atheists, Jews, Muslims, Satanists, communists, vegans, and even people who still drink Bud Light.
Give me an endless supply of popcorn and I’m entertained for at least an eon or two.
Sounds like they weren’t totally right. Take solace in that, I guess.
It’s just earth with infinitely more assholes
I dont know, the premise doesn’t mention a god. Maybe everyone is their own god with their own personal heaven.
For hitler this ment painting amateur paintings on most days and getting bdsm rape dominated by an elderly couple resembling his grandparents who are both wearing a kinky military uniform every other saterday.