I will happily eat whoppers until my mouth feels weird
I really like them. My coworkers and family hate them, and mock me for liking them. But I get all of the unwanted Whoppers at Halloween, so it’s worth their contempt.
Playing the long game …niiice
Since I only know of the Burger King Whopper, I’m really confused right now.
They are a candy, malt balls covered in milk chocolate. Malt is one of those divisive flavors. The name is confusing!
Maltesers
Ever bit into a stale one that’s turned chewy? Happened to me once and the thought of eating another Whopper makes me gag
oh absolutely, but i am too much of a fatass to care. they’re still good
Those ones are my favorite
Only once? Those are rookie numbers
Why would you remind me of this traumatic experience???
Do yourself a favor and try Malteasers. You can often get them at World Market or the ‘international’ aisle at your grocery store.
Noted. I’ll see if I can find them.
Peanut M&Ms. I cannot be expected eat them responsibly.
This is it for me. I don’t even like most candy after the first one or two. I’ll have something and think ‘oh that’s good’ but then not go back for more, but with peanut m&ms I can and will keep going until they’re gone.
The only way to regulate my intake is not to buy them.
I’ve yet to discover the amount needed for me not be able to eat them all in one standing.
Hi-Chew are fucking made with dopamine I swear.
Try Mamba!
Specifically sour mamba in the 4 pack so you get all 4 flavors
They are what Now or Later should have been all along.
They were baby teeth, I didn’t need those fillings anyway
They are good, but they take kinda plasticy
Those Fast Break candy bars, idk why. Used to be Reese’s Cups but became meh for whatever reason.
Hershey’s chocolates, including Reese’s, have gotten noticeably worse over th last 10 years. Peanut butter cups have gotten waxy and less flavorful.
I feel like Reese’s has an issue with their peanut butter. it tastes so sweet I can barely tell it’s peanuts
I had a gourmet peanut butter cup from a boutique chocolatier, and it was like a flashback to my childhood, eating Reese’s on Halloween. It’s entirely my subjective experience, but it convinced me that they changed the recipe at some point in the last 25 years or so.
I’m with you. I think it was cheaper and more addictive to use more sugar, so they did that, if not other changes to the recipe
I’m partial to the nutrageous bars and the pretzel big cups, but yeah regular Reese’s cups just aren’t as good anymore. I think the base ones are just too oily anymore…
The Niagra brand peanut butter cups are my crack. Probably the most expensive ones in the supermarket, but I shouldn’t be eating too many anyway
I’ll be on the lookout for them, usually American chocolate has a reputation for being gross so I avoid it.
Yeah most standard American chocolate is waxy and tasteless
Was going to post this. I love Fastbreak! Agree that Reese’s cups pale by comparison.
Starburst Jelly beans. Can literally eat that shit by the bagful I swear.
I didn’t even know these were a thing. Now I’m trying to decide if I should avoid them to avoid getting addicted, or if I should go buy a bag!
Palpatine voice Dew it
Candy Corn. Some people insist they taste like wax, and I’m like, “What?!” I will chew those things all day long.
Lewis Black would like a word. https://youtu.be/o4vVGG_FcvY?si=03k6RlNNn7II4tIY
I can eat a bag per year then I decide I’m done
Why is every post on here one of the “Security Questions” for my bank?
Oh, wait… I should have made this a post, not a comment?
…black licorice
Sue me
But like proper swedish black licorice / salmiak or jelly belly?
Proper!
Salty or no? If yes, are you from Finland?
Sometimes, sometimes not. It depends on the day.
And sadly no, I come from a less enlightened country. Nobody here likes black licorice it seems.
We’ve got salty liquorice chocolate and ice cream aswell. They’re both amazing.
Albanese gummy bears. If you bring Haribo to a party I’m going to punch you in the stomach.
“ I’m not going over there. Last time I brought gummy bears and he punched me in the stomach.”
“This time I bought sugar free as revenge”
Getting punched in the stomach after sugar-free Haribo gummy bears is my fetish.
Better finish that off with a nice bag of olestra chips
Delete this. Albanese are too soft. Haribo perfected the chewiness.
This is funny to me. I just got told by my co-worker that Albanese is the best gummy candy and way better than everything else. I mentioned Haribo and he was not impressed. I tried the Albanese sour gummy worms and I have to admit were really good.
Fair.
Hmmm maybe Girl Scout Thin Mints
I’m usually more of a savory guy. I’ll fucking eat all the sharp cheddar cheese and salty crackers
Proper scandinavian salt licorice. Salmiakki ❤️
Oh man, thanks for reminding me of an addiction I had a few years ago. Time to hit up amazon.
Edit: I did it, 4 diffent types on their way lol.
Red vines, once I open a bag it’s game over, it will 100% be gone that day. The size of the bag does not matter. The only ones that last longer are the multi-pound tubs.
I’m a Twizzlers guy myself. No one in my family gets it.
I rotate back and forth. Sometimes I’m all about Red Vines then a few months later it will be Twizzlers. Right now, I’m on a Twizzlers kick. But who knows next week I could find myself craving Red Vines again. And I have no idea why.
They are too waxy and it overwhelms the flavor.
Give me a pack of Red Vines and a large popcorn with a blueberry ICEE please.
Do you bite off both ends of the Red Vine and use it as a straw. Good times.
Yep, it gets pretty slimy though.
A plastic-in-your-mouth enthusiast I see
I like to use Red Vines as edible straws for mountain dew. The flavors just mesh so well
Smarties, which I’m aware are pure sugar
Which Smarties?
there is only 1 correct answer…
Edit: Ah wait…“pure sugar” gives it away. Apologies but that was not the correct answer 🙃
I love smarties. And necco wafers.
Literally anything from Aldi. Every single sweet they sell there is amazing, stupidly cheap, bafflingly well made.
Outside of that, Easter egg reese’s pieces eggs. They have a way better ratio of peanut butter to candy shell than the little bits.
OMG, this. My SO was all about Reese’s peanut butter eggs this Easter, but the far superior Aldi chocolate peanut butter bunny bite was my Easter vice.
I like Aldi’s chocolate. All of it.
Chocolate covered raisins. I will singlehandedly demolish half a pound if I don’t watch it
Omg yogurt covered raisins too
Mmmmm, I forgot about those
