BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months agoIt's really not a big deal.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square102fedilinkarrow-up1921arrow-down160
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minus-squareDeath_Equity@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·8 months agoNice try viking. By viking law you can only keep what you kill and a dead slave is worthless, therefore taking a corpse as a slave has no standing. You will just have to settle for the plunder and be on your way.
minus-squarePelicanen@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·8 months agoYou forgot the most important Viking law:
Nice try viking. By viking law you can only keep what you kill and a dead slave is worthless, therefore taking a corpse as a slave has no standing. You will just have to settle for the plunder and be on your way.
You forgot the most important Viking law:![Ron Swanson saying "Not to worry, I have a permission" and handing a paper that says "I can do what I want" signed by Ron himself](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/270/123/1c1.png)