dog sniffing other dogs arse: mmmm, what are you wearing? Devine! Is it d and g?

Man I’m barely surviving on disability benefits and can’t afford medicine which would make me regain the ability to fucking speak and this is what capitalism is wasting our resources on. Fucking great. Thanks world.

Wasn’t this a Futurama joke?

Fucking Christ.

We’re doomed.

The Girl with the Dogs does use mild* spray cologne on her clients, but that’s specifically for the owner’s benefit. Hopefully this is just as mild? *her words not mine