On Joint Base Elmendorf-Richardson (aka JBER aka “J-Bear”), a literal bear broke into a storage room and ransacked the MREs inside.
While not unusual to have bears encroaching onto base, it is unusual to have them breaking into buildings.
Another bear was discovered in the motor pool building… sitting in the front seat of a Humvee!
(…when you’re a bear and you can’t do drugs but you wanna go whee!)
Bro is about to die of constipation.
Only if he’s not declared an enema of the state.