Summary
Dutch police discovered a 2kg garden gnome made entirely of MDMA during a drug raid in the southern Netherlands.
The Dongemond Police humorously noted the gnome appeared “visibly startled,” referencing its design with hands covering its mouth.
The Netherlands, a major MDMA producer, has seen similar concealment methods, such as drugs hidden in cat food or frozen chicken.
The gnome was seized, though its exact location remains undisclosed.
What an excellent joke. Im glad that, throughout all of history, i live in the here and now so that i may have witnessed it.