Edit: I accidentally refreshed the page and it offered alternative questions for ID validation, such as high school of graduation and SSN. But it’s still absurd to expect someone to even humor the premise of the prompt.
Edit: I accidentally refreshed the page and it offered alternative questions for ID validation, such as high school of graduation and SSN. But it’s still absurd to expect someone to even humor the premise of the prompt.
From what I begrudgingly know about astrology, “Does not apply” would only pertain to people who haven’t been born yet or who were born outside of the solar system. Knowing if “None of the above” applies still requires knowledge of how the arbitrary categories correspond with the calendar.
They’re all wrong anyway.
Bah. My star sign stays the same in this adjusted version. And I don’t even get a horse racing tip.
I was going to praise this guy for beating Weird Al to the punch by 4 years, but the Zoloft and phone jokes give it away as a fake (or at least not from 1995).
Zoloft been in use since 1991, and “Is that your phone?” was a perfectly cromulent thing to say in the 90s, meaning “do I hear your land-line ringing?” not “is that your pocket computer on the table there?”
It’s real: https://latimes.newspapers.com/search/results/?county=Los+Angeles&date=1995-10-05&feature-rs=true&keyword=zodiac®ion=us-ca
Well yeah, Dulcinea is hitting on the Ninth’s cavalier
There are more than four signs, it could be N/A if you were in the other eight.