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      9 days ago

      Like I said, you figured out my dastardly undercover plan to spend my entire adult life working in video and audio production:

      I have spent most of my professional life in the video and audio production industries. I had my own small post-production studio in Los Angeles for 10 years. I have worked as a video editor, audio editor and sound designer for multiple prestigious clients and also for some low-budget film companies.

      I also have experience as a news videographer, I’ve done a lot of TV and radio advertising work, and I have an impressive list of people I’ve done voice over work for (I specialize in characters and accents).

      I went to the police academy at age 5 and got hired by the FBI when I was 9 and by the time I was 18 and went to school to become an audio engineer, I had already begun my federal police plan to infiltrate Lemmy. In the year 1999.

      And it would have worked if it wasn’t for you kids and your dog.

      I don’t know how you figured out that I am very much definitely a cop for sure, but you’ve ruined 38 years of hard police work!

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          9 days ago

          I told you:

          I don’t know how you figured out that I am very much definitely a cop for sure, but you’ve ruined 38 years of hard police work!

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            9 days ago

            So weird how this question drives you so mad that you can’t just answer it. I never thought this would be someone’s button.

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              9 days ago

              I did answer it:

              I don’t know how you figured out that I am very much definitely a cop for sure, but you’ve ruined 38 years of hard police work!