The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 2 days agoYou might as well go for itlemmy.worldimagemessage-square32fedilinkarrow-up1550arrow-down117
arrow-up1533arrow-down1imageYou might as well go for itlemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square32fedilink
minus-squareSergio@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up39·2 days ago“So… uh… we’re all rotting lumps of flesh caught in the gravity well of a floating rock in space. Wanna hang out?” Most the people I dated would have thought that was cool, til around the end of college age.
minus-squareOpenStars@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 days agoThat would work on me, at age [hrm prm cough].
minus-squareSergio@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·2 days agoMy other trick was, at a party, to sit in a big easy chair and slowly fall asleep while looking at someone I liked. it’s a trick I learned from a cat.
minus-squareOpenStars@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 day agoYou should’ve just crawled into my their lap. We literally live on a rock - why not? :-O
“So… uh… we’re all rotting lumps of flesh caught in the gravity well of a floating rock in space. Wanna hang out?”
Most the people I dated would have thought that was cool, til around the end of college age.
That would work on me, at age [hrm prm cough].
My other trick was, at a party, to sit in a big easy chair and slowly fall asleep while looking at someone I liked. it’s a trick I learned from a cat.
Is that something that cats do?
You should’ve just crawled into
mytheir lap. We literally live on a rock - why not? :-O