ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 hours ago100K eggs stolen from central Pa. supplierwww.pennlive.comexternal-linkmessage-square35fedilinkarrow-up1181arrow-down15 cross-posted to: usnews@beehaw.org
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minus-squareZeroCool@slrpnk.netOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up56·8 hours agoIn the dumbest timeline our future Mad Max style hellscape will be dominated by those who control the eggs rather than oil and gas. We must prepare our bodies for the Thunderdome. Thunderdome is the new law!
minus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·8 hours agoThe Four Horsemen will be … the Egg Man … the Flour Man … the Yeast Man … all held together in an alliance with ‘Oven Man’
minus-squareRamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·6 hours agoDon’t forget the toilet paper man.
minus-squareshoulderoforion@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·8 hours agoThe masks and biohacks alone will be brilliant!
In the dumbest timeline our future Mad Max style hellscape will be dominated by those who control the eggs rather than oil and gas.
We must prepare our bodies for the Thunderdome. Thunderdome is the new law!
The Four Horsemen will be … the Egg Man … the Flour Man … the Yeast Man … all held together in an alliance with ‘Oven Man’
Don’t forget the toilet paper man.
The masks and biohacks alone will be brilliant!