No, guys, Assad was still the good guy. Haven’t you heard about how great he was for minorities? Haven’t you heard about how much he supported Palestine? /s

Other regime officials

He will be impeached within 3 days which is the fastest legal schedule, that is if he doesn’t resign (very possible)

Military withdrew from the parliament

Not exactly, under the constitution if the parliament votes to suspend martial law the president must end it. A constitutional crisis is brewing

They tried to, lawmakers had to literally climb the fence to sneak into parliament and protesters had to block the army from storming parliament

Talking about guns

For people who don’t know, this is very, very bad. The recount isn’t actually because of the far right lunatic but because a reasonable person with good ideas beat the corrupt ruling party candidate for second place very narrowly. This recount is basically a transparent ploy to shove the corrupt establishment candidate through to the second round

It just adds ChatGPT or similar to your sidebar. Chatbots can do a lot of things, they are mostly good for information research and technical help, although they have serious flaws like hallucinating false information sometimes

Who actually uses those sites

This is after several recounts

Probably. The CPP (communist party of the Philippines) isn’t as wholesome as Lemmy thinks

Something something broken clock

Yes he is, he wants to ban high fructose corn syrup and a lot of other things too

Fun fact: RFK jr plans to ban most of the ingredients of the junk food he is currently eating

You’ll change your mind after a few hours in The Can

MUG enforcement officers are on their way to your location. You will be placed in a MUG detention center, where you will be forced to drink MUG root beer until you stop thinking anti-MUG thoughts. Long live MUG

The whole meme is mug. Not “porn myself a generic glass of root beer”

Can we please fire all of these consultants. Every single one. Fire everyone at the DNC while we’re at it

only Trump is allowed to be a rapist