I don’t think Trump would even retaliate if Putin hit the continental U.S. with a missile strike.

1. Why are these obvious assholes labeled?
2. Why doesn’t TCF’s makeup only cover his face, like in real life?

The bag and the planet pull towards each other.

Their sentiment is that these young women should be saving themselves for their future husbands, and if they don’t, they’re whores who are getting what they deserve. It goes towards their belief that a man has a right to a woman because she is less than him.

He’s not smart, his ego just can’t handle everyone, everywhere seeing what a loser he is.

This guy looks like a mix of Joe Biden and George W. Bush.

The golden snitch.

I wonder how many minutes it took to pre-target that site with a Minuteman-3.

Has to keep it sharp for Grinder.

This implies the existence of the Purple Swamp Cock.

I can’t wait for those noise polluting fuckers to go out of business when the boomers die.

Not aliens, bourbon barrels. Bourbon barrels outnumber people in this part of the world.

Trump doesn’t care about Christians or Republicans. The deal is, he gets to be the center of attention and above the law. In exchange, he does whatever the Republicans want. He’s too shallow, entitled and stupid to be passionate about anything except his image.

“Finally!” - Pete, the incredibly hung horse fucker.

Taking a break after fucking Goofy.

Yeah dummies, those faces Biden was making weren’t him forgetting, they were incredulous expressions in response to the lies Trump was putting out during the debate.

In reality, man created God but also doesn’t know why.

Ke~~~~ky.

By “better for you”, they mean compared to lard. Which, is the proper pie ingredient if all reason is abandoned in pursuit of the old ways.

The market price for pruno is going to skyrocket in that prison.