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  • Nice sources! Puts things in perspective for me. I really mean that.

    Still doesn’t change the fact that the enemy is at the gates. And has been for decades. And it ain’t America’s gates. Which is not to say, “Not our problem.” It eventually will be our problem.

    Europe has to spin up a war economy. Yesterday. We Americans have the privilege of being able to do that with two oceans buffering us. Europe has no such buffer. Once again, the filthy Russians are knocking.






  • The committee is 5/5, Democrat/Republican. Care to rethink that comment?

    Look, these people are playing a game we barely understand, at a level we can’t comprehend, at stakes we don’t understand.

    Best guess from my dumbass? They let the “hacked leak” do the dirty work. The facts get out, but no one can point a finger at the committee. Bonus: A “leak” won’t be taken as seriously as an official release.

    And as to why Gaetz got busted in the first place? (He was my Congressman, so I’ve been following along closer than most.) He was a rich frat-boy who got into federal office long before he was ready to play. FFS, he was showing his “conquest” fuck pics on the House floor. Dumbass should have learned to play in the state House before he went national. He was a child among wolves, and now they’re eating him.

    Anyway, they’re meeting again on 12/05. Let’s see if they have the balls to release the official report.





  • I remember a 6th-grade pizza party where I horked down 10 slices. And I was always one of the smallest guys, last picked for teams, all that. I was fucking amazed at myself.

    Us skinny people, and the people observing us eat, usually got it all wrong. I thought I could eat superhuman amounts of food and stay skinny. Nah. When people watched me go to town, that was the only food I put in my face that day. Not a single calorie otherwise.

    My wife started getting a gut. LOL, she’s barely 3-digits. Mystified! “Uh, babe? You’re snarfing candy all day.”

    I got a hella beer belly a few years ago. Guess what? I had been going around the office, filling my thermos with the coffee leftovers, and chunking 1/4 cup of sugar in there. Took a few months to dial that back. :)

    All that ramble to say, none of us are very good judges of calories in/calories out.





  • OR, wait for it, it might be because Democrats absolutely suck at winning elections. It might be because no one likes them. And all that might be because they’re total fucking failures at governing.

    “But muh libs have done such wonderful things and the GOP is the devil!”

    SELL it to us then.

    “But LOGIC!”

    No one votes on logic. Sales class, before lunch, “People buy on emotion.”

    Your post is exactly why libs so always fucking lose. Jesus, just say it out loud, “We lost because my pussy hurts!”







  • That’s a reminder to shoot back.

    “I see guys in camo,” O’Shea said. “Four or five of them pop out, open the door and it was just like, ‘Oh s***. I don’t know who you are or what you want with us.’”

    FFS, if unidentified, armed men in paramilitary gear snatch you off the street and your reaction is, “GOSH! What’s happening?! Please don’t hurt me!”, that’s on you, especially after the events of the past 8-years. SHOOT THEM!

    “But I might get in trouble! I might get killed!”

    Yes, you might get killed. And you might be on a fucking train to a concentration camp. FFS, they’re already plotting how to set them up and Steve Bannon is saying, in front of god and everyone, that they’ll need citizen militias to round up illegals.

    Jesus Christ libs, pull your head out of your ass instead of crying for more racist gun control.

    Apparently the “woke” crowd is actually asleep.