Why is anyone considering staying on X?

Deep down, I knew something was off about that face-eating leopard I adopted.

They could have done their jobs for the last four years and they wouldn’t have to worry about losing it to that fivehead.

I always make the banana bread.

Most people I know start at 2010.

Let me show you my surprised face. 😐

“The house I built out of shit smells like shit and it’s disgusting what they did to me.”

My Shakespeare teacher in college called it a concordance when we studied Macbeth. There was a full concordance and then concordances for each speaking part. Pretty fascinating stuff.

You mean like…uh…defying historical precedent.

“defy history”

To be fair, regular journalists don’t understand journalism anymore, either.

Well, buttflapper…

Capitalism filters sociopaths to the top. It’s a feature, not a bug. It has always been this way. Read about Henry Ford and JD Rockefeller, John Kellog. The list goes on.

Did CNN let Tapper have his spine back?

The levels of irony here are off the fucking charts.

Imagine being a twitter user.

My employer has been intentionally creating a toxic workplace to drive attrition. Several upper managers have said the quiet part out loud in candid AMAs with staff. The top management still sends out uncanny valley soulless-smile emails saying RTO is better for everyone, but it’s another excuse to drive layoffs based on location and proximity to an office. I do not interact with a single individual outside of Teams/Zoom on any given day. I honestly think the execs are looting the coffers before the company tanks like investment bankers did to Toys R Us and now Red Lobster. They can make a ton of money and move on to the next ripe fruit.

It’s so satisfying to slide this thing forcefully onto your pole OVER and OVER again, slamming it against the base.

This is rhetorical, right?

Uh…

I’ve seen a sudden upsurge of promoted videos in the last week or two championing trickle-down economics in my youtube suggested video feed. I thought it was odd. They don’t use the term trickle-down economics, but they promote the rich as job creators and use all the Reagan talking points. Based on the comments, lots of people are eating it up as amazing insight.