• disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world
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      5 months ago

      According to Genesis, man was made in god’s image. Archeologists have determined that the oldest humans were black. It would be more accurate for sure.

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      5 months ago

      The Scathing Atheist podcast has been reading through the new testament lately with Jesus played as a sassy gay man.

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      5 months ago

      How do paint a woman as transexual? Why would a being without what we can recognize as a physical body even need reassignment surgery?

      Or even Jesus as gay? Is he gonna be gulpin down glizzys? Because Rule 34 assures us that already exists.

      I think you’re a little lost in the weeds, bruv.

      • werefreeatlast@lemmy.world
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        If anything, republicans are perfectly represented by Jeezuz Jeezy if you will because he is a total asshole true and thru. Yeah, that’s right, Jesus Christ is an asshole. Last night for example a bunch of people died in Gaza and Ukraine, innocent, hungry people. And guess what? putin is still alive, Mr Yahoo is still alive. They probably had some of the best tasting grapes by licking them off virgins bodies yesterday while they were freely murdering. Where’s Jesus? Oh! It’s s mystery! Oh he’s using putin for a good cause. Bullshit! The Christian Church is pure bullshit.