• teft@lemmy.world
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    13 days ago

    The dude gets weekly dick injections which he classifies as 9.5 out of 10 on a pain scale.

    Weekly.

    Dude is a fucking moron.

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      13 days ago

      9.5 out of 10. In his dick.

      Has anyone asked him why he wants to live forever if that’s what it takes?

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      12 days ago

      It’s like those showerthought ultimatums : You can choose to gain eternal life, but every day your dick is the subject of the worst pain you’ve ever felt.

    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      11 days ago

      I truly hope that these people start getting massive organ failure and shit because of all of this experimental garbage they put into their bodies.