How dare you allow us to make this incredibly stupid mistake?!
It is the 41st Millennium.
For more than a hundred centuries Donald Trump, the Emperor of America, has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Washington. He is the master of the US by the will of the nutjobs and master of a million tariffs by the might of his moronic followers. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Generative AI. He is the MAGA Lord of the vast Imperium of America for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed every day so that he may never truly die.
Yet even in his deathless state, everything is still Joe Biden’s fault.
Did Biden explicitly prohibit drinking bleach and eating rusty nails? Because if not, go right ahead you incompetent fucking morons, bon appetit!
Why are they still doing what Biden says, didn’t he retire? Are they just following the orders of some random citizen? This just keeps getting worse.
So not dei or Obama’s fault?
nono, it’s still those things too
If that leak wasn’t on purpose these asshats are sub forest gump stupid. They stupid and they does.
It was actually discussed years ago on Clinton’s email server. I remember.
Fuckin rights, Biden is also the cause of climate change, and my itchy asshole. Definitely nothing to do with forgetting to wipe.
What a fucking idiot! And she is heading CIA?
Rent free in Mar-a-Lago
See, Biden stole the election right under our noses, even he didn’t know!
had a feeling this would happen when they said “blame biden” in the chat.
Press F to blame Biden
It was Snowball! He snuck into our group chat under the cover of night and sabotaged our great
windmillwar plans!
I honestly thought this was The Onion.
We’re at the point where it’s necessary to check the source for everything, because it’s a 50/50 chance that any of this shit is satire.
It was 50/50 about a year ago–feels much closer to 90/10 now if you ask me
That didn’t happen.
And if it did, it wasn’t that bad.
And if it was, that’s not a big deal.
And if it is, that’s not my fault.<-- You are here
And if it was, I didn’t mean it.
And if I did, you deserved it
So predictable.
It’s literally one of the Signal texts to blame Biden.
You know, when they forced Khruschev out, he sat down and wrote two letters to his successor. He said - “When you get yourself into a situation you can’t get out of, open the first letter, and you’ll be safe. When you get yourself into another situation you can’t get out of, open the second letter”. Well, soon enough, this guy found himself into a tight place, so he opened the first letter. Which said - “Blame everything on me”. So he blames the old man, it worked like a charm. He got himself into a second situation he couldn’t get out of, he opened the second letter. It said - “Sit down, and write two letters”.
From a movie and not real, but basically the playbook they’re using.
