Whoa, whoa, there are people who don’t like Windows? I thought Windows was like the king of operating systems?
Whoa, whoa, there are people who like Windows?
Void
Get it? Because a vaccuum is a vo–
Similar to a joke my dad told in the 90’s
If Microsoft ever makes a product that doesn’t suck, it’ll be a vacuum cleaner.
Your dad is a great dadjoker!
I want to install Linux on a Vacuum cleaner, which sucks the most?
Nix-OS. Nix translates to “nichts” in german, which translates to “nothing” in english. A vacuum creates sucktion force.
Also I get endless error messages sometimes, when I run
nixos rebuild switch --upgrade, that sucks in a metaphorical sense, I need to modify the versions of programs I install.Oracle linux, just tell them your carpet has an unlicensed database.
I was invited to a user group where oracle Linux was trying to get more adopters. The coolest thing they had was the ability to update a kernel driver while it was running. In place. Without downtime.
I asked them if they planned on pushing this improvement to the kernel devs and they just gave me a blank face.
Told me everything I needed to know about Oracle Linux. I promptly formatted the thumb drive they gave me for free.
They actually have an oracle cloud too. It’s used by some companies… And it’s awful.
android
Damn I really can’t argue with that. The developer is a prick
Apparently it’s Athena Linux. At least, that’s what the hackable vacuums use.
the one you, the reader, uses
Now this turned meta-referencial really quick.
Ironically, I’m reading this from PostmarketOS, which has support for the echo dot 2, feature phones and some smartwatches, so it might be realistic to run on a vacum lol.
I’d say Manjaro but they’d probably DDOS your vacuum on accident.
Ironically it’s probably Suckless.
Is suckless a distro? I thought it was just a collection of software
What is a distro but a collection of software?
“I use Arch btw”
All of them except Hannah Montana Linux, which is the One True Linux.
TempleOS is the one TRUE OS
TempleOS is God’s chosen OS, but I don’t live at church. I use TempleOS to pray, and Hannah Montana Linux for personal tasks. That way I get the best of both worlds.
But it isn’t Linux.
Hannah Montana Linux is the past, RebeccaBlackOS is the future!!
Does windows for linux count?
If not, maybe azure linux
Maybe ubuntu since its recommended by microsoft
macOS
Alternatively: WSL
MacOS is Unix though, not Linux.
(it’s the only non-mainframe OS that’s officially Unix certified)
The one that’s put out when Elon buys the Linux Foundation.
