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And they say pheromones don’t work on humans. Yea aight
Because we don’t have receptors for them, yes. Science is cool.
“pheromones is when a lil stinky”
I pheromoned in the toilet this morning! And a tiny amount in my own asscheeks overnight
Edit: apparently y’all don’t like poop jokes. Noted, but not heeded
Ur mom was phero-moning my name haha gottem
I thought I told you to stop talking to me, Dad
but not heeded
Atta boy
Name checks out
What is it that a fartographer would do exactly?
If a cartographer maps out the land, would a fartographer map out the bowels?
I’m really not a big fan of pooping in while in bed but your edit is cracking me up
They are frequently wrong.
Could have done without the Elon comment just so I can avoid thinking about that choad for 5 minutes on the internet
While I understand the sentiment, I have to disagree.
This is nearly perfect comedy, Without the final redirect it’s just a rant about Fake Plastic Trees
And it wears me out…
Seconded. Also as regards the perfume kind of musk, if I wanted to fuck a civet I’d fuck a civet.
(I wouldn’t because civets can’t consent. So I guess there’s a place for musk perfume: for frustrated civetfuckers.)
Let the civet fuck you, then it’s consensual.
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Instructions unclear, dick stuck in civet
Time to roast and brew
Tbh Europeans of the start of the nineteenth century had this too, but with Napoleon.
Who was turned away for losing and putting hundreds of thousands to their early grave. And then the king came back and they were like ‘oh this Napoleon guy wasn’t so bad after all.’
And then Napoleon lost again, got exiled and again the king retuned, people became so desirous of late Napoleon again that they elevated his nephew to emperor.
So you can say at least that however bad technocrats are, kings seem to be worse, by a margin.
Damn, this got me feeling some kind of way
Feelin’ stinky 🦨
Like a musky husky?~
Kragehund needs to read Egyptian mythology, literal feminine floods are the starting point. I recommend Bastet and Taweret.
Sex is the founding point of most primal religions.
My buddies will love this one
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Well u know what I just read a gross manga of having sex and throwing semon on girl ass while popping and also on the poop 💩. Gross as hell and now cannot eat or think about sex properly.
The priest was throwing down his sermon, while high on girl ass, and popping, while standing in poop?..all at the same time?
Was the sermon about gross manga or having sex?
Not sermon. “Semon”. It’s Jamaican cum.
not your kink then, now you know to avoid anything with “scat” in the tags
